Robert Surdel

 

This wanker is desperate as he sent me five copies of this crap.

And it is real crap :-

1. He says he got my name from a list from the UK Chamber of Commerce. He didn't as I'm not on any of their lists.

2. He doesn't want any experience at all for his job. I don't know about you, but I always do. He must be a real idiot.

3. The only condition is that I must be a US resident. Why if he was using a list from the UK Chamber of Commerce would he be looking for someone who was US resident? Becuase he's a really stupid idiot.

4. He actually repeats the details of the job.

5. I like this phrase.

If at any time it is discovered that I have given false information, I will CEASE to be a representative of this company and will be regarded as a disclaimer.

How can a person be regarded as a disclaimer?

6. He also says that if I try to defraud him, he will act against me in a Court of Law.

It certainly is the funniest scam I've had in some months.

So well done Robert Surdel. You really are a truly stupid crook.

One out of five.

FROM THE DESK OF:
Mr Robert Surdel
Human Resources Manager
CHUNG SHAN MACHINERY WORKS
No.49-16, CHI TZU TOU, KUAN SHIN VILLAGE,SHUI SHANG HSIANG, CHIA YI HSIEN 608,TAIWAN R.O.C.
Website:
http://www.chungshan.com.tw/eng/index.htm
Tel :886-5-236-2685,
Fax:886-2-6602-1090

Reply to rvsurdel@yahoo.com

I came across name and your brief profile through an email listing affiliated with the UNITED KINGDOM Chamber of Commerce . We have one job available for Work at Home with GUARANTEED $3,000 every month INCOME.

We are an established TAIWAN company seeking dependable, enthusiastic representatives. If you have a desire to work at home...WITHOUT ANY SELLING INVOLVED...this is the job for you!
No matter what you do for a living - whether you are a teacher, a doctor, a lawyer, a secretary, nurse, housewife or construction worker.
Without any Previous internet experience our company will provide a less complicated way, a smoother road to move ahead financially.
We don't ask fees for this job. We don't ask experience, just few hours are needed in one week.

IMPORTANT - You must be over 21 years old.
IMPORTANT - U.S RESIDENT

We are looking for 20 representatives in U.S

First, you have to understand what our company is looking for and if you think that this kind of job is made for you,ask for our Representative Contract to be signed. If you have one free hour daily (not including
weekends) you are welcome to join today.Our job is a flextime, flex-place opportunity designed to fit around your family's income and time needs.

You can earn FROM $40,000 up to $80,000 a year (depends on our products
sales) and more after one year working with us.Our company can guarantee $3,000 basic salary every month in your first year of work,Remember
: we guarantee $3,000 every month income.

What we offer you:
• Flexibility of hours (any hour you choose) • Work at home (all you have to to is check your email and go to the
bank)
• Part Time/Full Time
• Daytime and Evening Hours
• Professional management team with a strong support system We have stores in U.S,Italy and Holland and we are looking for US representatives to handle U.S payments.We are selling various products
(MACHINERIES) in U.S and Europe and we need YOU to process all the payments for these products .

You can intermediate our sales (process payments) and you will be paid with 10% for every payment that you have to process.Remember that your commission from this job is 10% from every amount that you will receive. This means that if you receive $5,000.00 a day for example your commission is $500.00 with no actual work other than clearing the payment from your bank.



More benefits:
No Selling.
Work Full Time or Part Time.
This is NOT Network Marketing.
This is NOT a Distributorship.
There is NO 'Kit' to Buy.
There are NO Envelopes to Stuff.
We DO NOT Charge You a Dime.
We Pay 10% commission and you get a basic salary of $3000 at the end of each Month.
If you agree please fill the form below.
If needed, contact us with your questions - REMEMBER: NO FEES TO WORK, NOTHING TO PAY, NOTHING TO SELL, NOTHING TO MANUFACTURE HOME. More details will be provided with the contract.
If you are interested working with our company reply today. You can start within 2-3 days if you agree with our contract.


REPRESENTATIVE PROCESSING FORM THIS FORM WILL BE FILLED AND RETURNED VIA EMAIL ATTACH BY THE INTENDING REPRESENTATIVE FOR VERIFICATION AND APPROVAL.


Name:…………..………………………..……………………………………………..

Address:……………………………….…………………………………………………

Telephone: …………………………Mobile:………………… …………………..

Fax: ……………………………………………………………………….……………

Date of Birth: ………………………...…… Sex: …………………………………

Occupation: …………………………………………………………………………

Marital Status: …………………………………...……………………………………


Bank Details:


Bank Name:…………………………………
Account number………………………….
Sort code………………………………

TRANSFER OPTION:

WIRE TRANSFER {INCLUDE CORRECT MAILING ADDRESS} I.........................................................................................……
hereby declare that the above information is true and binding on me. If at any time it is discovered that I have given false information, I will CEASE to be a representative of this company and will be regarded as a disclaimer.

Sincerely,

………………………………………………………
Intending Representative Signature

Note: I hope your word will be your bound AND you will not attempt to defraud this company as your word will be used against you in the court of law!

Regards,
Robert Surdel
Human resources manager

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