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Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Mrs. Hector J. Hailey


This one is priceless. Read it and then when you've stopped laughing go to the end and see my notes.

From: Mrs.Hector J.Hailey
Woodland Avenue
East Riding and Yorkshire
DN14 6RX
United Kingdom

My Dear Beloved,

I am the above named person but now undergoing medical treatment in Burnley General Hospital, Burnley, UK BB10 2PQ . I am married to Mr.
Hector Juan, who worked with British Judicial Commission in Chelsea England for over a decade before he died on 7th of may in the year 2005.
We were married for fifteen years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for two weeks. Before his death he made a vow to use his wealth for the down trodden and the less privileged in the society.
Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of
£8 Million (Eight Million Pounds sterling) with one Finance/Security Company in Europe. Presently, this money is still with the Security Company. Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next four months due to a rare form of cancer of the pancreas.
Though what disturbs me most is my stroke. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to an individual or better still a God fearing person who will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct here in.
I want an individual that will use this to fund and provide succor to poor and indigent persons, orphanages, and widows and for propagating peace in the universe.
I understand that blessed is the hand that grivet. I took this decision because I do not have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not inclined to helping poor persons and I do not want my husbands hard earned money to be misused or spent in the manner in which my late husband did not specify. I do not want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner, hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Almighty.
I do not need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health and because of the presence of my husbands relatives around me always. I do not want them to know about this development. With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Finance/Security Company in Europe. I will also issue you a letter of authority that will empower you as the original beneficiary of this fund. I want you to always pray for me.
My happiness is that I lived a life worthy of emulation. Whosoever that wants to serve the Almighty must serve him with all his heart and mind and soul and also in truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life.
Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for an individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act according to my specification herein. Hope to hear from you soon. Thank you and May the Almighty bless you.REPLY TO .

Yours sincerely,

Mrs.Hector J.Hailey

Note :-

1. DN14 6RX is actually the post code of the Goole and District Hospital.

2. BB10 2PQ is the post code of the Burnley Hospital, so she is being living in one and being treated in another.

3. And of course she has found God. Obviously her God is not the decent one that some people believe in. I don't, because so many take her name in vain and use it to extract money from others.

4. I have reported the spam to Yahoo.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

You've not conisdered going round to visit her in hospital then, I could pop in after work if you want ;-).

I must say I'm impressed with the state the NHS is in these days if they can get an internet enabeled PC to her bedside things really have moved on!

Friday, October 26, 2007 1:42:00 pm  
Blogger James Miller said...

But are you in Goole or Burnley. I hopr for your sake it's Burnley, as at least you have a football team there.

Friday, October 26, 2007 3:07:00 pm  

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