Getting Desperate

 

Usually the salary for getting ripped off is a couple of thousand pounds, euros, dollars a month. But in this scam it's gone up to seven. Perhaps the mugs need more to tempt them.

Our company is pleased to offer you the position of the financial specialist [Where's the full stop?]

Company's activity:
Our company was established in 1995 and is one of the leading companies in the field of consulting service and audit by now.
Our company invests our clients' money in the shares of various international companies.
We have branches in 3 countries, including the most important ones in Western Europe (Great Britain, France, Finland). [With due respect to the Finns, I wouldn't have thought they were the most important]

Every employee of our company gets the work he can perform at home.
That's the main advantage of working at our company.
Every year the number of our employees increases throughout the world.
We take care of every employee of our company and see to his or her carrier growth.
Our company's motto is friendly attitude and understanding.
The revenues of our company are steadily growing, and, according to the growing revenues of the company, the wages of every employee are growing too. [But by how much?]

Vacant position of "financial consultant":
The specialist is responsible for in-line processing of the private remittances cash flow. We offer high income and carrier growth depending on the profit performances.
When you start working at our company you will be able to earn 7000 euros a month + 5% from every amount of money you process. [7000 euros is getting desperate]

Working as a financial consultant you get:
- High wages of 7000 euros a month + 5% (later on you can earn up to 30 000 a month) [They are getting desperate, so they repeat it!]
- Contract (based on favorable cooperation terms)
- Freedom in your work scheduling
- Carrier growth and the growth of wages
- Opportunity to combine it with your main work
- Opportunity to work at home if you have Internet. [How would you get this without the Internet?]

Requirements for the candidate:
- Capability to schedule and organize his or her work
- Capability to work 3 hours a day
- Proficiency in PC, Internet, E-mail on the advanced user level -Full age. [I'm 60 on Thursday, so I must be full age.]

You can start your professional growth at the company as a financial specialist. If you venture to do it, you'll get the perspective of quick carrier growth and long shillings. Many employees of our company started their work as financial specialists. [What the fuck are long shillings?]

Remember that when you start working at our company you become an important link and a part of our crew...
The company is always happy to make advances to every employee. [In other words they screw everybody they employ.]
The main rule is work.
The more you work at our company - the sooner you will be noticed and promoted...

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To get work at our company you should fill in the form with your personal data.

Form: http://www.altikorregistration.com/ [See website registration.]

After you fill in the form with your personal data the operator of our company will contact you within 10 hours hereafter by e-mail or the phone given in your form.

Attention:
Be careful when filling in the form. [I wouldn't fill it in at all!]

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Our company is growing steadily and has a demand of new employees [mugs] every year. We are always happy to get knew specialists.

Company management

It gets even wackier if you read the registration of the web site.

Domain Name:altikorregistration.com
Record last updated at 2007-08-02 07:52:32
Record created on 2007/8/2
Record expired on 2008/8/2 [Why if they have been going since 1995 have they only just created the web site.]

Domain servers in listed order:
ns1.myns.bz ns2.myns.bz

Administrator:
name: Joe Lee
mail: admin@altikorregistration.com tel: +85.34245321
org: Lee

address: Tekinava 23
city: Shanhay
,province: Shanhay
,country: CHINA
postcode: 345032

Technical Contactor:
name: Joe Lee
mail: admin@altikorregistration.com tel: +85.34245321 [Macao]
org: Lee

address: Tekinava 23
city: Shanhay
,province: Shanhay
,country: CHINA
postcode: 345032

Billing Contactor:
name: Joe Lee
mail: admin@altikorregistration.com tel: +85.34245321
org: Lee

address: Tekinava 23
city: Shanhay
,province: Shanhay
,country: CHINA
postcode: 345032

Registration Service Provider:
name: Rustelekom Ltd. [A Chinese company registered in Russia. Crooks unite.]
tel: +1.8666254678
fax: +1.9782465632
web:http://nameservers.ru

This one is definitely five out of five.

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