They're Getting Worse

 

What sort of tosser wrote this? The story's bad, the punctuation's bad, the layout's bad and it's all a load of old crap.

It was even sent to a large number of recipients, which is always a giveaway.

I am Mr.Udom Emmanuel, I work with ZENITH BANK PLC. I am member of the new appointed commitee for the FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE to audit their quaterly financial update, along this process I find a file on your name stated that your fund is due to transfer to you but due to one reason or the other the fund is not yet transfered to you. I feel for you when I saw your file been abandoned. I guess you will compensate me after my job well done.
Meanwhile, I want to inform you that I can help you out regarding this matter as one of the Auditors auditing their financial update.But before I do this for you, you have to get back to me and give me go ahead order and when replying back to me you are advice to reconfirm all these information stated below:

1)YOUR FULL NAME
2)YOUR FULL ADDRESS
3)YOUR PRIVATE PHONE/FAX NUMBERS
4)YOUR COUNTRY
5)YOUR DATE OF BIRTH AND YOUR OCCUPATION

With all these information it will enable me to proceed with all the necessary legal back up documents for your over due payment from the board of directors of the Federal Ministry of Finance, as am looking forward to recieve all these information soonest.

Yours Sincerely,

Mr. Udom Emmanuel

He can't spell receive either!