A Real Nigerian

 

This one is better than most as it's well written.

BUT IT'S FRAUD

Two out of five.

OFFICE OF THE SENATE HOUSE
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT
(RESOLUTIONPANEL ON CONTRACT PAYMENT)
IKOYI-LAGOS NIGERIA
Our Ref: FGN /SNT/STB Your ref:

Attention: Beneficiary,

We, the entire members of the Federal House of Senate, on behalf of the Federal Republic of Nigerian Government, Under the auspices of the civilian Head of State, President Umar M. Yar'Adua and the Vice President (Dr. Goodluck Jonathan), held a meeting last week concerning payment, both foreign and local contractors and some inheritance funds.

On going through files yesterday, we discovered that your file was dumped untreated, so at this juncture, we apologize for the delay of your payment and please stop communicating with any office now and attention to the appointed office below for you to receive your payment accordingly.

Now your new Payment Reference No.-35460021, Allocation No: 674632 Password No: 339331, Pin Code No: 55674 and your Certificate of Merit Payment No: 103, Released Code No: 0763; Immediate Telex confirmation No: -1114433; Secret Code No: XXTN013, Having received these vital payment number, therefore You are qualified now to received and confirm Your payment with the Federal Government of Nigeria immediately within 48hrs.

You are directed to contact the Office of the Paymaster General Federal Republic of Nigeria Dr. Rex Johnson immediately so that he will pay you and fax you the payment Copy Slip and also you should reconfirm to him your Full Names, Telephone Number, Fax Number, company / position held, Email address, Contact address and Postal address, this is to avoid mistake while transferring your overdue payment to you today.

Contact Person: Dr. Rex Johnson Email: rexxjohnson@o2.pl Contact him now and inform him that you received an email from The Federal House of Senate Federal Republic of Nigeria, Instructing you to write him for immediate release of your fund and forward your Details to his office to avoid transfer mistake.
Hopefully and in this regards, your Investment / inheritance part payment of US$ 4,300,000,00 (FOUR MILLION THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND US DOLLARS) would be effected immediately.

NOTE: We have mounted our security network to monitor every in-coming call , if we still find out that you are still dealing with all those fraudsters that have been frustrating our efforts and defrauding beneficiaries, We shall stop and cancel your payment immediately.

Best Regards
DR. DAVID MARK
SENATE PRESIDENT
(Federal Republic of Nigeria