Azman Davidson
One out of five.
AZMAN, DAVIDSON & Co Law firm.
Advocates and Solicitors
Suite 13.03, 13th Floor
Menara Tan & Tan
207 Jalan Tun Razak
50400 Kuala Lumpur
Malaysia.
Good Day ,
I am Barr.AZMAN DAVIDSON, an attorney at law. A deceased client of mine, who hereinafter shall be referred to as my client, died as the result of a heart-related condition on the 11 November 2001.
His heart condition was due to the death of all the members of his family in the Gulf Air Flight Crashes in Persian Gulf Near Bahrain Aired August 23, 2000- 2:50 p.m. ET as reported on http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0008/23/bn.08.html
I have contacted you to assist in distributing the money left behind by my client before it is confiscated or declared serviceable by the bank where this deposit valued at TWELVE MILLION EIGHT HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS ($12,800.000.00 USD) is lodged.
This bank has issued me a notice to contact the next of kin, or the account willbe confiscated. My proposition to you is to seek your consent to present you as the next-of-kin and beneficiary of my named client, since you have the same last name with him, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you. Then we can share the amount on a mutually agreed-upon percentage.
All legal documents to back up your claim as my client's next-of-kin will beprovided.All I require is your honest co-operation to enable us see this transaction through.
This will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. If this business proposition offends your moral values,do accept my apology.
I must use this opportunity to implore you to exercise the utmost indulgence to keep this matter extraordinary confidential, whatever your decision, while Iawait your urgent response. Please contact me at once to indicate your interest.
Best regards,
Barrister AZMAN DAVIDSON.
(Attorney at Law)
Labels: fraud
posted by James Miller | 11:04 am
2 Comments:
I just got an email from this dickhead, i reckon we should play a joke on him. Heres the email he sent me.
Dear [My Name Here],
A Foreign Diamond consultant/contractor with the Sierra Leonean National Diamond Corporation, Mr. Charles McDonald, who here in after shall be referred to as my client, died as the result of a heart-related condition in March 12th 2005,made a numbered time (Fixed) Deposit for twelve calendar months, valued at USD$17,000,000.00,(Nineteen Million Dollars).
His heart condition was due to the death of all the members of his family in the tsunami disaster on the 26th December 2004 in Sumatra Indonesia. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Indian_Ocean_earthquake Upon maturity, I sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but got no reply. On further investigation, I found out that he died without making a WILL, and all attempts to trace his next of kin was fruitless. I therefore made further investigation and discovered that he did not declare any kin or relations in all his official documents, including his Bank Deposit paperwork before me.
I have contacted you to assist in distributing the money left behind by my client before it is confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this deposit valued at $19Million dollars is lodged.
This bank has issued me a notice to contact the next of kin, or the account will be confiscated. My proposition to you is to seek your consent to present you as the next-of-kin and beneficiary of my late client, since you have the same last name with him, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you. Then we can share the amount on a mutually agreed-upon percentage.
All legal documents to back up your claim as my client's next of kin will be secured gradually and forwarded to you. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through. This will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.
If this business proposition offends your moral values, do accept my apology. Please contact me at once to indicate your interest.
Regards,
Barr. Azman Davidson.
Esq.
People in africa can be so fucking stupid.
This was my reply to the twat:
Dear Mr. Ting Shang Ping Pong Shite For Brains.
I have to say your email sounds about as genuine as Nick Leeson’s bank balance!!
Poor old Mr. Fisher, who I assume never really existed and if he did, probably suffered heart related problems as a result of your pathetic emails, must be turning in his grave knowing that his fantasy fortune is soon to be squandered by tossers like you.
My proposition to you is this………Take your stinking, dirty, rotten laundered money and shove it so far up your arse hole that it pokes your scamming brains out of your ears. Thereafter the sewer rats can share said brains on a mutually agreed-upon basis.
If this proposition offends your immoral values, then tough bollocks because quite frankly, I would rather live the rest of my life as a pauper than be a hypothetical $19.5 million dollars better off and have a conscience that is as black as yours!
Yours Insincerely
Dave Ian John Peter Andrew Fisher BSc (Hons) PHD Rocket Scientist – Clairvoyant – Lawyer to the dead – Rat whisperer
PS You couldn’t lend me a fiver could you?
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